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A Clever New Haiku

Speaking for Jesus
Working for corporations
George W. Bush

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Vote on your values!
No wait I mean my values.
Thanks! Love, Rick Warren.

XOXOXOXO

Tuesday night. Beer, wine
And bad news to share with friends.
Never enough booze.

Hm. That just felt depressing.
Here:

"I saw a sign once-
in Texas- said wanted dead
or alive." -G. Bush

See, even the president is in on the act.

Getting what you want.
Is Robert Tilton really
Joel Osteen's partner?

Hundred thousand dead.
War unjust by all accounts.
Bush mass murderer.

Surely not, Brandon!
Is Joel really cheating on
Jenkins and LaHaye?

Why'd I do that.
Where to go from here.
Maybe CBS has an opening.
I think I need a beer.

Bill O'Rilley

there was a neat woman from okc
who flew all the way accross the sea (ocean)
landed in ol' blighty,
started a web log
and the address to follow her traumas is this one:

http://nickswanson.typepad.com/a_yank_not_a_manc/


haykuiw, limyrik, sonnett, whatever! =)

Osteen and LaHaye
Gay lovers? Surely not, right?
Imagine their kids.

one, two, three, four, five

five plus two could be seven

one, two, three, foour, five


Haik U!

I hate poetry.

:)

Late in the game, but here 'tis:

Bush looks at God's world.
"How beautiful," he smiles. "When
can we start drilling?"

Peace that passes all
understanding my values
ignored by george bush

We critique the church;
small peckered idiots quell
their need to squawk back.

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