Badass Bible Verses

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Comments

[Mike from PA]

Thanks, Greg! Best laugh I've had in a while.

[revbrunet]

you know i once preached a sermon on that passage in a methodist church in atl. possibly the best moment in my pastoral career: one of the teens reading, in front of the entire congregation, the story of youths being mauled by bears, pausing for dramatic effect, then offering the obligatory phrase "thanks be to god". the horrified reaction of my fellow parishioners was priceless.

[fiodax]

laughing out loud.

I started a youth Bible study with Hosea 1:2 from the Message translation/interpretation,I had one of the kids read it, it was a goth/rocker type who [acted as if he] had no interest in what the Bible had to say, you should have seen his face.

Hosea 1:
2 The first time God spoke to Hosea he said:

"Find a whore and marry her.
Make this whore the mother of your children..."

it was pretty funny.

[Dallas Tim]

If Hosea had been like Greg he would've written, "The hot, whore wife and I..."

Funny.