Vegas and Wine and Wine

The hot, spa-loving hairdresser wife and I are off to Vegas today. We're staying at the Venetian, where the hottie will spend most of her time by the pool or in the spa. Wine Spectator magazine's Grand Tour is in Vegas tomorrow night. 200 of the world's best wines in one room. Unfortunately, I only have three hours to sample the wines, so I'll need to carry a little vomit bucket with me to binge and purge on the go. We'll gamble a little, not much. We're not big gamblers. We went to Vegas about four years ago to see O. The slot-loving hairdresser wife nearly hit triple 7's on a machine at the Golden Nugget. It was enough to get her to pump $200 into the machine in less than 15 minutes. She won exactly nothing. Our gambling addiction was broken before it matured.