Google sent me a searcher recently. He (I'm making an assumption here.) searched for: "what should a male say when masterbateing (sic)." You'll never guess which entry his search string delivered. Go on, guess. Now, I wasn't aware that you are supposed to say anything when masturbating (and I realize as I type this that countless porn surfers will now find their way to this site), except maybe, "Honey, can you close the door?" However, according to the crazy marriage of Google and The Parish, a male should say: "at the risk of sounding divisive, would all Southern Baptists please go away!" Makes sense to me. You'll understand now why I had to post this.
I also have a difficult time imagining what one might say whilst engaging in auto-erotic activities--other than something like, "Ahhhhhhgggggggg, mom, close the door!!! CLOSE THE DOOR!!!!"
Question: if you're truly suffering from multiple personality disorder, could one personality's hand masturbate the other personality's genitalia? If so, is this masturbation, or is it, on some level, coitus? If it's coitus and you're a good Southern Baptist, does it count as pre-marital sex (assuming that your personalities are not married)?
Posted by: Travis | February 15, 2005 at 08:34 PM
that is very funny. This Questions of your sounds like the same problem I have with "Clone sex". If you are having sex with you clone is wrong? Obviously in this case it is two "different" people. I am sure the baptists would frown on it.
Posted by: eddie | February 16, 2005 at 09:19 AM
Fucking hilarious
Posted by: Scott Jones | February 16, 2005 at 09:31 AM
um, hang on.....
Posted by: nick | February 16, 2005 at 04:01 PM
oh... not literally. please ignore.
Posted by: nick | February 16, 2005 at 04:03 PM
Greg, this is lovely...really, your page is beautiful. Just thought you'd like to know "righty" stopped by.
Posted by: Brea | February 17, 2005 at 12:49 AM