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August 22, 2005

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jnelson

What does 'less like church' look like?

greg

Good question. Probably should have phrased my thinking better. I think we were expecting something less like a contemporary worship service. Except for the feedback during the sermon, the service was much like charismatic worship services I've been in. I think we expected more visual arts, more creativity, and more liturgical elements.

jvpastor

But, then you had to eat lunch with crazy southern baptist pastors I hope no one at my church finds out I was consorting with a known hookah user!

It's probably too late! Anybody know someplace an ex-sbc pastor with an mdiv can get a job?

Leighton

JV,

The Evil Atheist Conspiracy is always hiring. Your choice of Ferrari, Lamborghini or Porsche, plus absolute rule of the country of your choice once the EAC's plans come to fruition.*

* Actual rewards may vary. See an EAC recruiter for better information.

Dallas Tim

O.K. - What is a Hookah? I'm assuming it's some sort of device for smoking weed.

When I was in High School, we had a friend who's dad worked in a plastics plant and he got some scrap pieces and made the most obnoxious contraption... we named it "Golapityhead." Most hits would bring you to your knees. We kept it in a paper grocery bag from Kroger's...

jvpastor

RA,

Does the EAC have a secret hand shake, oh and what kind of insurance/401 K options are availabe? Although, if you do have a secret handshake I'm ready to sign up even if the benefits suck.

jvpastor

RA,

Does the EAC have a secret hand shake, oh and what kind of insurance/401 K options are availabe? Although, if you do have a secret handshake I'm ready to sign up even if the benefits suck.

Benjamin

Well, I don't know about the EAC, but the Mormons have a secret handshake, plus they get to wear magic underwear, so that's like a two-fer....

Leighton

JV,

Retirement in opulent luxury is immediate upon recruitment, and the handshake is so secret I can't even tell you if there is one or not.

Benjamin,

EAC's underwear is so magical that it will light people on fire when you squint at them just right, plus you get your choice of cool Men In Black style energy weapons. And cool clothes too. It can't be beat.

Benjamin

Well that's true - if there's one thing the LDS are not, it's pimpin' when it comes to their clothes.

jvpastor

For a disturbing picture of super powered underwear follow this link!

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