Evidence We've Done Some Things Right And Many Wrong On Election Day

The parish step-child talking to the socially-conscious, hot, hairdresser wife:

"Be sure to vote for that black lady."

"Which black lady?"

"The one that's always in the news. I don't know her name."

(Amazing guess by the schhdw): "Condoleeza Rice?"

"Yeah! Her. I want her to be the president."

"Well we're not voting for the president today."

"I still want her to win."